Mother of 5 year-old twin boys, married for 12 years, middle school English teacher currently working part-time as a tutor for one of the local middle schools, lived in Gdynia, Poland from 1/2011 to 1/2013, but now firmly planted back on Texas soil
What’s My Special Purpose?
I am here to spread words that are funny, heartfelt, and thought-provoking. I am committed to grammar and its many fabulous gifts. I want to marry the Oxford comma, and I take to my bed over any novel I read that refuses to use a comma before the conjunction in a compound sentence. I am that serious about the rules.
I would love to some day shake my hyper cocker spaniel tendencies and write a novel or seven, including one detailing our two years as expats in a region of Poland with limited English-speakers. I also want to get back to full-time teaching and am working on a venture which will bring me to homeschooled students so that I can pee whenever I want. (If you’re not a teacher, this perk may be lost on you.)
So, again, I hope my words bring you laughter and are grammatically correct. If not, you have my permission to mock me. Gently. You may reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org.